You’re in surgery now
Sleeping the day away
While we all sit and wait
With Netflix and games to play

The doctors work
With care and precision
No need to be worried
They’re battle scars from your incision

Once so lovely
So bouncy and sweet
Who knew that one day
Something would infiltrate your teat

The cancer came on
Extremely fast and strong
But your courage is greater
Than the day is long

After chemo and sickness
Here we are
Your team patiently waiting
Outside the O. R.

No need to stress
No need to worry
Soon this will be over
Behind us and blurry

Your new set of tatas
Will be something to adore
A pair that will certainly leave
Everyone’s jaw on the floor

Just like everything
In this crazy life
You’ll tackle this too
Without the slightest bit of strife

You are gorgeous and beautiful
So lovely and full of life
And I couldn’t be more proud
To call you my wife

So let’s raise a glass
To your boobies now gone
And welcome your new knockers
From this moment and on!

#WhileYouWereSleeping